Large Corporation Threatens to Switch 2 Million Workstations to Linux Over Lack of Dark Mode in Notepad

In a surprising move, Large Corporation, a global leader in technology solutions, has announced its intention to migrate over 2,000,000 workstations from Windows to Linux unless Microsoft introduces a dark mode feature for Notepad on Windows 10.

The announcement was made during a press conference held at the company’s headquarters in Santa Rosa, California. The CEO of Large Corporation, Jane Doe, emphasized the importance of dark mode for the productivity and well-being of their employees. “Our team spends countless hours working on Notepad, and the lack of a dark mode option is causing significant eye strain and discomfort. We believe that a simple feature like dark mode can greatly enhance the user experience and productivity,” said Doe.

Currently, Notepad on Windows 10 does not have a built-in dark mode, unlike its counterpart on Windows 11. While there are workarounds such as using high contrast settings or third-party applications, Large Corporation insists on an official update from Microsoft.

The company’s IT department has already begun testing various Linux distributions as potential replacements for Windows. “We are committed to providing the best tools for our employees. If Microsoft does not address this issue promptly, we will have no choice but to switch to an operating system that meets our needs,” stated John Smith, CTO of Large Corporation.

This bold stance has garnered significant attention in the tech community, with many applauding Large Corporation for prioritizing employee well-being. However, it also raises questions about the feasibility and cost of such a massive migration.

Microsoft has yet to respond to the ultimatum, but industry experts believe that the tech giant may consider adding the dark mode feature to Notepad on Windows 10 to retain such a large customer.

As the situation unfolds, it remains to be seen whether Microsoft will heed the call or if Large Corporation will follow through with its ambitious plan to switch to Linux.

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